Navy Crow

Just in time for Popeye's Birthday, Navy Crow is releasing a brand-new limited edition Popeye Flip Coin!

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To those who heal us and endure us: we salute you, and offer you the chance to celebrate your service.

Navy Crow is pleased to announced Navy: the Smathering card decals! Sailors are well-known for using humor as an escape for the day-to-day grind of life aboard a warship.

That's right. Laser-etched. Corpsman up with some friggin' lasers.

"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" was a quote famously called by Admiral David Farragut at the Battle of Mobile Bay, urging his forces into mine-ridden waters during the Civil War.

Being on a submarine means no sunlight, but that doesn't relieve our bubbleheads of their commitment to be fifteen minutes early to every event, drill, and exercise.

If there's one thing that every veteran remembers of their service, it was of the rigid requirement to be early. Everybody was late at least once, and your Chief never let you forget it.

Tell the time with style any time of day with this handsome new offering from Navy Crow!

Honor the oath you've taken to protect the Constitution by raising your stein!